Really, the God Stuff is Almost Incidental

“This is not about establishing an official religion,” — State Rep. Thomas Carmody, on his bill to make the King James Bible the official book of the state of LA, 15 Apr 2014


And Then Afterwards He Was Whisked to a Reeducation Camp

“My gosh, I’m beginning to think that there’s more freedom in North Korea sometimes than there is in the United States,” he said in his remarks. “When I go to the airport, I have to get in the surrender position, people put hands all over me, and I have to provide photo ID and a couple of different forms and prove that I really am not going to terrorize the airplane – but if I want to go vote I don’t need a thing.” — Mike Huckabee, former Governor of Arkansas and perennial presidential maybe, 13 April 2014

I Just Kinda Sorta Agree on Tinfoil Hat Size

“[I] kind of agreed with [Frazier Miller, who shot up two Jewish centers on Sunday] on some things but I don’t like to express that too much… there some things that are going on in this country that are destroying us. We’ve got a false economy and it’s, some of those corporations are run by Jews because the names are there,” he said. “The fact that the Federal Reserve prints up phony money and freely hands it out, I think that’s completely wrong. The people that run the Federal Reserve, they’re Jewish.” — Dan Clevenger, Mayor of Marionville, MO, 16 April 2014